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"Here's how it works, Thor. I take you to the park and you get to play with the ball. And in return, you bark at strangers who knock at the front door. I feed you a big bowl of kibble with gravy every day and you keep me company when I'm alone. I scratch your ears and keep the fleas off your back and you stay off the sofa. I don't leave you in the car with the windows rolled up and you don't chew on my boots. If we are going to be a team here, then you can't keep lifting your leg on my ficus tree. Do we understand one another??"
Laurel. Just give me a cat.